Does Heroes still suck?

Yes.

After a terrible, terrible second season Heroes is set to return. I think it's suppose to start in Septembewhogivesacrap.

The answer is nobody.

Especially at Comic-con. Heroes had their panel set for 11am Saturday in the big hall where they were going to have the writers come out and talk about the third season and show the premiere episode. However, I don't know how many Heroes fans got to see it because Lost had it's panel at 12pm and fans (of a show that's actually worth watching) started lining up at 2am that morning. When the doors for the Heroes panel opened, they just let the Lost line in. Lost fans had to sit through what I'm sure was a giant apology for why season 1 finale was so bad, why they haven't brought back Claude, and why Peter Petrelli still continues to breathe and annoy me. After that, they showed the season 3 premiere. Was it good? Don't know because no one is talking about it. I haven't found any news on it, any buzz, any clips, any video of the panel, nothing.

Where are the people that say "Heroes is so much better than Lost?" Why aren't they updating their blogs feverishly giving away juicy story lines and new characters plots and saying things like, "Tim Kring said this and talked about that?" I hear no response. Perhaps that the sound of me being right.

A Robotix story

When my brother and I were young we used to play Robotix. The other day I got them out and let Ryan explore them. Then I had an idea. . .

THE ADVENTURES OF CHASE ROBOTIX

Episode I - Red Ball of Destruction

Chase Robotix is the defender of the universe. When trouble or stupidity cross his path, he reaches back and keeps his pimp hand strong.

Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am!



As Chase was out surveying the galaxy (for ladies) he came across his twin brother/arch nemesis Rex, who was trying to destroy planet beanbag with the red ball of destruction.



Chase could not stand for this so he destroyed the red ball of destruction with his mind.



This, of course, angered Rex.



Rex wanted to destroy everything like he always does: Chase, The planet, and Ryan's intergalactic Thomas and friends hat.



Chase couldn't let that happen so he jumped in the way to distract Rex. Rex finally had the chance to destroy his brother. Chase was almost a goner.



Then Chase fired a rocket of doom and destroyed his brother's ship. Rex managed to survive . . .until next time.



I rule!

Political Correctness lives here

. . .not so much. This is a funny video. If you are easily offended or have trouble with people making fun of others, I suggest skipping this post.