Saturday, July 28, 2007

Fred Thompson's big secret

I think he's going to run for president. No really, I think he is. Perhaps you don't have a TV or a radio or the newspaper so you haven't noticed he's been everywhere talking about hot button political issues and flat out lying . . .errrrrr . . ."proclaiming" that he hasn't decided to jump in the race.

Well this is going to come as a HUGE surprise but. . . he's going to make a run for it. The next person who's shocked Fred Thompson's jumps in the race will be the first. It's like finding out Lifetime is a network for women who crave the comfort of other women. No way, really?

Well, he's different. No really, he is. Look at how Thompson's different from the other candidates? He's:

-For the war on terror
-For the border fence
-For smaller government
-For supporting our troops
-For relating everything to Reagan

How is he not the clear choice? None of the other Republican candidates stand for these things. Oh wait, now that I think about it, THEY ALL STAND FOR THAT. Perhaps the GOP want the public to pick the candidate with the best tie, or someone who doesn't look like they are at death's doorstep (John McCain).

Fred's going to run. Better to spoil that surprise than the ending of Deathly Hollows. The question is, will he win?

Well, Bush was voted in right? Thompson probably has a real good chance.

3 comments:

****** said...

Go to www.imwithfred.com - Now I kinda like the tie, but he's just a little to "jowlie" for my liking? Has a bald man ever been president? Actually, come to think of it there have been bald presidents - but only 5. Both the John Adams - only one termers - Martin Van Buren and he wasn't as gone as Fred - James A. Garfield, they shot him! Finally after 72 years without a baldie - the favorite Dwight D. Eisenhower. But he beat out Adlai Stephenson -who had even less hair than Ike! I guess that makes Rudy's chances a bit better than Fred's. We didn't elect Gerald Ford, so we are down to only 12.5 years that we have chosen to be lead by a bald man. I think that makes Fred's chances pretty slim!!! Great pic of Ryan, by the way!

Anonymous said...

PHIL,

I just have hunch you are right, call it a hunch, though. HA HA. Fred08.com is the website given on his announcement for his announcement to run that I saw on FOX last night. Also, if you want to see what others in the press are writing about him go to: http://www.nydailynews.com/opinions/2007/09/04/2007-09-04_fred_thompson_premieres_as_presidential_.html Pay attention to the third paragraph. Apparently Thompson agrees with it because he highlighted it at his website.

Anonymous said...

Is he for or against public loving in the men's airport bathroom?